Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Best of the Best: Famous Aussie Actors & Musicians!



I am going to assume we have all heard about the President Obama birth certificate issue, if you haven’t hear of it then you won’t be reading this post as you haven’t emerged from the rock you have been living under.

Now I am not here to rehash anything that Donald Trump and his epic hair already covered.  To be honest I could care less where Obama was born, this isn’t a political blog. 

The core issue I want to cover is based on perception.  People’s perception about where the celebrities they worship are from.  Australian’s are a proud people and are always looking to make it known when one of their own makes it big in music, movies, or TV in the United States.  Actors such as Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe, and Hugh Jackman all come to mind when thinking of Aussie’s who have made it big on the silver screen.  Musicians such as Keith Urban and groups such as Men at Work, The Bee Gees, and AC/DC are ‘Aussie As’ right???  Let’s have a look. 

Mel Gibson
 

 
 
 
Australian’s love to claim recently troubled actor Mel Gibson as their own and no one really questions that he is Australian.  Actually Mel Gibson was born on January 3rd 1956 in Peekskill NY.  The fact checkers I use let me know that Peekskill is about an hour or so north of New York City on the eastern banks of the Hudson River. 

Nicole Kidman
 

 


Despite her ridiculous marriage to the shortest Scientology guru in Hollywood is without question an Aussie.  Hell she is married Aussie Keith Urban and even stared in the 2008 hit Australia.  I hate to break the news but Nicole Kidman is as American as Barack Hussein Obama – literally…  They were both born in Honolulu, Hawaii only 6 years apart!  Nicole’s three children are also US Citizens as well. 

Keith Urban
 

 


 Let’s stay on track and talk about Keith Urban who is a country music legend.  I have to say I don’t even follow country music but I know exactly who Urban is and to be honest when his music comes on I really enjoy it!  I guess I am a closet country music lover…   If you Wikipedia Keith Urban, you will learn he is a country music singer, songwriter and guitarist whose success has mainly been in the United States, Canada, and Australia.  A little more reading will reveal that Keith Lionel Urban was born on October 26th 1967 in Whangarei, New Zealand.  Yes New Zealand, not only a backdrop for Lord of the Rings movies, it’s actually a real country, a sovereign nation.  Bottom line, Keith Urban is a Kiwi not an Aussie.  

Russell Crowe

 



 Action films are always a hit and Russell Crowe has made a great living for himself after staring in Gladiator in 2000.  Hell if he isn’t Australian I am really going to have to look into the genealogy of kangaroos and the history of the boomerang!  The Aussie’s tried to pull another fast one on the world by claiming him as their own.  Crowe was born in Wellington, New Zealand on April 7th 1964 and his grandmother traces her lineage back to the Maori’s (New Zealand Natives) and His grandfather is from Wales.  Neither of which are Australian in any way shape or form. 

Men At Work
 

 


Is there a song more Australian then “Land Down Under”?  We all know the song and it is almost impossible not to sing along when for some strange reason it hits your radio while you are driving.  Collin Hay is a front man and lead singer for Men at Work who released Land Down Under in 1982.  Collin was born in 1953 in Kilwinning, Scotland which is about a 24 hour flight from Sydney, Australia. 

AC/DC

 
 


Malcolm and Angus Young were born in Glasgow, Scotland

The Bee Gees

 

 
 
The Bee Gees started their career in Australia but the Gibb brothers were born in England… 

Julia Gillard – Current Australian Prime Minister 

 



Remember when I brought up the birth certificate issues that have plagued the sitting President of the United States of America?  It’s a sealed deal, he was born in Hawaii but imagine letting someone run your country that wasn’t born there?  Australia’s current Prime Minister is Julia Gillard, she was admittedly born in Barry, Wales, United Kingdom in September of 1961.  She doesn’t even try to hide the fact that she isn’t Aussie born and everyone seems cool with it… 

Hugh Jackman





Aussie born (Sydney - October 12th 1968).  He was born to English immigrant parents and three of his four siblings were born in the UK.  But fair is fair, he was born in Australia so they can rightfully claim him. 

Heath Ledger

 



I will definitely not overlook the actor that played the best Batman villain of all time, Heath Ledger was an amazing actor who was born in Perth (western Australia) in 1979 and unfortunately met his demise in 2008 after his massage therapist found him lifeless in bed and immediately rang Mary-Kate Olsen for help!  Medical emergency, call Mary-Kate Olsen?  Quick thinking and maybe giving 911 a ring might have saved this Aussie born actors life… 


My next task is to debunk the genealogy of the Kangaroo and the Koala Bear which is not really even a bear, there is no end to Aussie misconceptions!
 
 

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